A RARE INTERVIEW.

The website Creativepool asked me to do an interview, which was nice of them! I gave the most pretentious answers I could.

BANG THE BORE II

Second part of the poster Jigsaw for BANG THE BORE PROMOTE-ATRONS



I'll put them together at a later date for ya, when I have a spare second.

AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET........

......to drawing a Hot Rod! EP cover for the band Cobalt Cranes



Concept by them, executed by me, so its a little different to the sort of thing I would ordinarily do, but that's all good!

SLUSHY GUTS EP

SLUSHY GUTS CDR EP soon on TAPE Club records! For those who do not know, Slushy Guts is me. THIS is the finished artwork.





Will come with this sticker also, such FUN!

CHAOS VS HEN DOO!

My sisters friend Kas is getting married and she asked me to design the hen party invitation! So I did! Awesome! This is the front of it. This clears all monetary debt I have accumulated from years of borrowing from my sister, ok!?

BRAIN...UH...DRAIN

Also! Debut Slushy Guts show is this Saturday at Ryans Bar, Stoke Newington. Slushy guts is me and a guitar and a keyboard. I'm on about half 8. I'll have 'zines for sale! Come say hi!

GOD IS IN THE TV

Promo flyer thingy for God is in the tv webzine. The JP/God logo in the middle was made by Hannah Meese.



If you live in Wales and you 'get one in your hand' it will be black and white, which is a shame, but we're all on a budget and all that, so it's cool.

Pleased with my work I showed it to my sister and she said, "what the fuck, God doesn't have angel wings!!? And are those supposed to be wires or something?" Its not meant to be like a realistic picture of God, just God and angels are all mushed together in my mind and so I drew 'em as such. The 'wires' aren't really anything, but they kinda look like robes so.....whatever, I'm really pleased with it!

A3 DIGITAL PRINTS AVAILABLE NOW

See here: Prints!

AND I PROPHESIED SWINE FLU.

Record artwork for Kid Pang, formally Lakes. Good band, I like 'em.

FRONT COVER


INSIDE FRONT


LYRIC SHEET - INSIDE FOLD OUT.


BACK/SPINES


In other news, I didn't win on Threadless. Not to sound like one of those people but I think my final average score of 1.62 is basically bullshit. Anyway, whatever.....anyone want anything done? I got a grand to make up.

UP NOW ON THREADLESS! VOTE FOR ME!

Please do, it would mean alot! Really! 5 is best so give me one of them. You need to sign up, but it takes no time at all.

Clicky click this -

THREADLESS SUBMISSION - OPINIONS!

Hi folks, ok, this is my submission for Threadless, I haven't posted it up yet but I will be doing so within the next week. I thought I'd stick it up here first and see what you all think, please give me your feedback! Will you get on there and vote for me? Will you rate it highly? Would you buy it? Would you wear it? What do you think of the gross Red and Purple shirts? What do you think of my hideously stupid presentation? Please do tell!!!

It's titled 'STINKY WOUNDS II - KILLCOUNT'

I will let you all know when I stick it up! Steve x





If you're not already, you'll need to sign up in order to rate my design highly, so may as well do so now. Follow this link.............

http://www.threadless.com?streetteam=CHAOSVSCOSMOS

BANG THE BORE PROMOTE-ATRONS

This is part I of a jigsaw of posters for BANG THE BORE PROMOTE-ATRONS in Southampton. How many pieces there are depends on how many shows they put on, it could be 4, could be 100, which would equal a pretty fucking massive poster! I hope it's 100. If you see 'em, steal 'em!

BANG THE BORE is Clive (Scrazz YY) and Seth (Seth) ex Hunting Lodge and current LITTLE CREATURE and DEFIBRILLATORS respectively. Does that sentence make sense? If not, did you pick up on it? Did you care?

Are you still reading this??? If you are, add them. Are you in the area? If you are in the area, go!!!

AU

For AU from Portland.

You may know of them already, I did not, but I'm glad I do now, they're great.

This is for the Bristol show but they are playing at The Lexington in London on 6th May, all being well I shall be there.

VAMPIRE GARGOYLE

T SHIRT DESIGN FOR PINK RIOT.

ON BLACK SHIRT


ON BLUE SHIRT


FOR SOME REASON THE FACE OF THE VAMPIRE GARGOYLE LOOKS LIKE DAVID BOWIE TO ME. THIS WASN'T INTENTIONAL. I THINK I AM PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS ANYWAY. SOMEONE ASK DAVID BOWIE WHAT HE THINKS AND GET BACK TO ME.

MY WELSH IS AS ILLEGIBLE AS MY ENGLISH, EVERYONE'S HAPPY!

I loved writing in Welsh! More Welsh posters os gwelwch yn dda! Is that right?

For God is in the TV, Cardiff.

BACK TO NASTY

For The Third Ear in Bristol

MORE CUTE.............

For Laura Wolf

http://www.myspace.com/laurawolfmusic

White parts are transparent, it will be printed on this nice looking light brown lookin' kinda papery stuff.

Plug + Thee FairOhs + KeyBORE!! GO!

This will be a awesome show, and thats putting it mildly. You should GO to it! You should go for it! Vicki of Yuchi, Sad Shields, KeyBORE (and probabaly many others I can't think of) fame is putting it on, Tapes in the Attic is her new thang and I got to do the poster! See -



http://www.myspace.com/plugddd
http://www.myspace.com/theemightypharoahs
http://www.myspace.com/keybore

ZINE - Its coming, there was a problem with printing, the people who were going to print it arent, I won't say anymore apart from I shall now be printing it myself next week, so people who ordered, its coming I promise, people who didnt, "do it, do it now!" If you don't know what I'm talking about scroll down a few and it will become clear.

HUSTLE

Concept by Jess, misinterpreted by moi.

MERRYCHRISTMASBURGER, HOLD THE SPROUTS!

Jokes, I love sprouts!

Here is a couple of designs I did for a lady named Jessica for her boyfriends Christmas present! He apparently FUCKING LOVES burgers! They are tattoo designs but she has put the blue arm version on a T-shirt to give to him. I hope he gets that one done! Her boyfriend is known only to me as 0800 STYLES, check him out, its awesome - http://www.myspace.com/0800styles





Over Christmas I'm working shirt designs for PINK RIOT, a record sleeve for LAKES, and a EP cover AND tattoo design for LAURA WOLF!!!! (IT'S COMING LW I PROMISE!) So if anyone gives a hoot, look out for those in Jan 09!

Merry Christmas!!!